greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful, via get-back-to-hogwarts)

Tags: Matt

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

(Source: awwww-cute, via fake-mermaid)

Tags: pup

pottyweepotter:

September 1st

(via pxter-pxrker)

Tags: AVPM hp

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via tightvaginas)

Tags: ME

"The guy who leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes is a hero!"

mysharona1987:

Um, list of heroes:

1) Firefighters

2) Maimed war veterans

3) Captain America

4) Dogs that save little girls from wells.

You know who is NOT on the list? Illegal hackers and leakers of non-consensual nudity.

(via officialcannoli)

Tags: yeah

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

(via dontworrysomethingwillhappen)

Tags: Matt

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

(via dontworrysomethingwillhappen)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel, via dontworrysomethingwillhappen)

Tags: I KNEW IT

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 



Your chickens are nuts.


I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 

Your chickens are nuts.

I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

(via bennyslegs)

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute, via yet-again-waiting-for-sherlock)

Tags: meow

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via trust)

Like food?

Damn right. Follow my/my boyfriend’s/my boyfriend’s sister’s food blog! It’s filled with all sorts of yumminess, and we always take requests! Follow us at:
foods-i-want-to-eat

Everything we post/reblog has the recipes😊

pemsylvania:

superlongscarf:

Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention

(via yet-again-waiting-for-sherlock)

Tags: ohmygosh