derpforluke:

awwww-cute:

She laid on every cold surface after her haircut, but this was her favorite

Are we not going to talk about the Fry portrait in the background?

derpforluke:

awwww-cute:

She laid on every cold surface after her haircut, but this was her favorite

Are we not going to talk about the Fry portrait in the background?

(via captain-jacking-hardnesss)

ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

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vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

(Source: caturday, via cargobeep-beep)

silentauroriamthereal:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

beljawn-waffles:

Jesus fucking Christ

I’ve been uncontrollably laughing for the past five minutes holy shit

Hahahahaha! And Sherlock’s look, lol

(Source: sherlocked-development, via theresanangelinme)

Levels of Tumblr.

constantine-spiritworker:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

sUPER HELLA DRAGON YES

(Source: toucher, via aphfandoms)

jrock1ove:

cumberrage:

cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

Oh my god, tag your porn there are 12.9 year olds here!

 So goddamn beautiful.

*fans self*

(via hunter-in-sherlocks-tardis)

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

(via theangelswerecasd)

i-think-i-m-adorable:

"You are not Dean"

"What gave me away? Was it my eyes? Too much BLACK"

(via ourrandomramblings)

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

(via heliolisk)

whydouwantaname:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

What kind of monsters do such things???

whydouwantaname:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:


p41g3r4nk1n
:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.


Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 


A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

What kind of monsters do such things???

(via msfcatlover)

sad-rad-and-fab:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

fave fave fave

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oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

(via hotboyproblems)

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duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:

image

HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo

(Source: kingkoivu, via heliolisk)